Ranking every Danish supermarket "Bake Off" pizza snail
- Platform: TikTok (short)
- Original post: https://www.tiktok.com/@linus_240/video/7688699858466688278
- Posted: 2026-09-23
- Length: 75 s
- Stats at archive time: 6099 views, 92 likes, 10 comments
- Sound: original lyd — Linus Reviews
- Video file: https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7688699858466688278.mp4
- Original caption: rater alle danske bake off pizzasnegle. nogen jeg missede? 4. Rema1000 3. Lidl 2. Netto/Bilka 1. 365 discount/Brugsen/Kvickly #bakeoff #tastetest #dansk #snack #fyp
Summary
Linus ranks the bake-off pizza snails (pizzasnegle / pizza-style rolls) from Danish supermarkets from worst to best while walking around outdoors. Caption ranking: 4. Rema 1000, 3. Lidl, 2. Netto/Bilka, 1. 365discount/Brugsen/Kvickly. He asks if he missed any.
What happens
- Whole video: selfie-style walking shots in sunny urban streets (modern and red-brick buildings, bikes, grass), Linus in a light pink-white sweatshirt holding a pizza snail in paper.
- ~0:05-0:20: Starts from the worst. Logo overlay of Rema 1000 (blue R) while he eats a roll, says there's hardly any filling, just bread with a little topping.
- ~0:20-0:35: Lidl logo appears; close shots of the roll's pale, dry bread with a little tomato.
- ~0:35-0:50: Next (Netto/Bilka) he says it's similar to the previous but with more filling and some baking/browning, a bit of crust.
- ~0:50-1:15: The best: a photo of a tray of golden pizza snails is inserted; he praises ham pieces, better baking and flavour, says it is the same bake-off product in 365discount, Brugsen and Kvickly. Ends with a verdict.
Spoken content
Danish. Quote: "Nu har jeg altså smagt alle pizza-style bagels, og her kommer hvilken der er bedst"; "vi tager dem fra bunden og op"; best one "er klart bedst af dem, jeg har fået". Transcript is partly garbled; price mentions are unclear (the best may be around 3.65 kr, uncertain).
Audio / music
Linus's voice with outdoor wind; no music.
Topics & keywords
pizza snail, pizzasnegle, bake off, Rema 1000, Lidl, Netto, Bilka, 365discount, Brugsen, Kvickly, ranking, tier list, taste test, Danish supermarkets, snack
Context
Danish ranking-style review. About 6,099 views, 92 likes, 10 comments. Posted 2026-09-23, 75 s. Caption invites suggestions.