# "Things I would eat (or drink) if they existed" part 3 - Danish sweets, cookies and snack pots

- **Platform:** TikTok (photo slideshow)
- **Original post:** https://www.tiktok.com/@linus_240/video/7548102372942253334
- **Posted:** 2025-09-09
- **Length:** 22 s
- **Stats at archive time:** 256900 views, 12200 likes, 112 comments
- **Sound:** dźwięk oryginalny — 𝓝𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓴𝓪🐮🌸
- **Slides:** https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/01.jpg, https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/02.jpg, https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/03.jpg, https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/04.jpg, https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/05.jpg, https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/06.jpg, https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/07.jpg, https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/08.jpg, https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/09.jpg, https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/10.jpg, https://clips.linus.gripe/media/TikTok_7548102372942253334_slides/11.jpg
- **Original caption:** pt 3. P tærte Cookie er inspireret af crumble cookies. jeg ville fråde de snack Potts så meget, især den med pulled pork. Simply Chocolate baren er lidt inspireret af oreos og jeg syntes personligt det lyder vanvittigt godt, en bonus kunne være hvis de lavede den med højt protein. @Simply Chocolate @Knorr @Fazer Sverige @Carletti @Danish Crown 😎  #dk #slik #foodtok #snacks #foryou 

## Summary
Part 3 of the imaginary-products slideshow (11 slides, apparently AI-generated package images). The caption says the "P-tærte Cookie" is inspired by crumble cookies, that he would devour the Knorr snack pots (especially pulled pork), and that the Simply Chocolate bar is inspired by Oreos and sounds amazing, ideally as a high-protein version.

## What happens
Slide-by-slide:
1. Title with two bottles: Fazer "Små Kridt" (liquorice liqueur) and Fazer "Små Frutti" (Tutti Frutti liqueur); text "Ting jeg vil spise (eller drikke) hvis det eksisterede (part 3)".
2. "Toms Kæmpe Skildpadder med lakrids" - giant white-chocolate turtle halves filled with liquorice, 45 pcs ("Skildpaddens halvsøster").
3. "John Dillermand" donut from Lagkagehuset - a white donut with red stripes and a little character figure on top (a Danish children's TV character reference), with a candy-cane tail.
4. Carletti "Kæmpe P-tærte Cookie" (113 g, French nougat and roasted peanuts with dark coating) and, below, Carletti "Rådden Kæmpe Skum Banan" (white chocolate, 74 g).
5. "Toms Pærestang" - a tub of green pear-flavoured liquorice-style sticks.
6. Three Knorr snack pots: "Millionbøf & Kartoffelmos", "Mormors Aspargessuppe" and "BBQ Pulled Pork & Rice with crunchy taco bites".
7. "SIMPLY Crunchy Chris" - a bar with cocoa biscuit, creamy white filling and white chocolate (Simply Chocolate).
8. "Premier Is Kajkage" - four ice cream cakes shaped like a green frog character, green chocolate coating.
9. "Sæby Makrelfilet i Tomat - Chili Klaus" - tinned mackerel with a bearded man on a flame-decorated label, "Vindstyrke 15" (a chilli-celebrity collaboration joke).
10. "Steff Houlberg Churros Deluxe" - microwave churros with strawberry, caramel and chocolate sauces, 225 g.
11. "Haribo Ternet Ninja" - liquorice and gummy sweets with a ninja; banner "Kom med jeres ideer i kommentarerne" ("Share your ideas in the comments").

## Spoken content
None.

## Audio / music
TikTok original sound (credited to an account named Natalka in the metadata); no song identified.

## Topics & keywords
foodtok, slik, snacks, Danish sweets, Toms, Carletti, Knorr, Fazer, Lagkagehuset, John Dillermand, Simply Chocolate, Chili Klaus, Haribo, Steff Houlberg, Danish Crown, concept products, AI-generated packaging, P-tærte, skildpadder

## Context
Danish-language; part of a numbered series aimed at Danish snack fans. Date 2025-09-09. About 256,900 views, 12,200 likes, 112 comments, 1,021 shares - the most-liked of this batch.